Monday, 26 January 2009

How does a Penguin make pancakes ?

That is the joke currently on my Penguin bar. The answer will be at the end of the blog to keep you interested and so that you don't leave to read Josh Davis's blog on Ladyboys in the fareast..... Anyway my name is Max and I study at Leeds Univesity, today was fun cos i got pappapappapapaprazzzzied because Chelsea Davy was walking near me, soon to be future Princess in my Kingdom. That is about as intresting as my days get at uni, cos normally i am sleeping or on skype with William Davis aka Will aka Melon..... I feel like i should talk about him as he is the one who made me write this boring thing, he is at Cambridge Univesity studying History, he has made a select group of friends mainly Women. This is intresting because he is a Man and yet he hangs out with Women the whole time, maybe this is due to his lack of facial hair......Anway he is amazing and got a sexay girlfriend who he has to look at on Skype everynight as she is in America, although probably has some benefits, wouldnt it be great in real life if you could pause a girl or you're girlfriend! ( DISCLAIMER: CONTRARY to rumours they didnt meet on World of Warcraft, and have spoken in the flesh!)

Anyway i am about to go to bed as i got up early this morning to see Andy Murray fail in the Australian Open, which was really sad and depressing....he got beaten by Verdasco who is a good left hander with potential to become a good player, to be honest very much like me. Also today i had a lecture on Globalisation, which was great, but i was put off because my coca cola was making a really weird buzzing noise, it was like there was a bee in it, totally fucking crazy.

Oh yeah finally i love food, today i had a bacon and sausage sandwich which was great but lacked enough ketchup, which was annoying and made me realise how important ketchup is in life and how like global warming we shouldnt ignore it.....Then i had a Chicken tikka pannini thing which was so buff and had the great balance of Mayonaise and Chilli sauce, a relationship so perfect that Tony Blair and Barack Obama should look to it for advice on how to solve the middle east crisis......

Ok bye im bored and tired, but if anyone does like this and think its ok i may carry on....If not i may do Twitter as i have the best name ever for my twitter, twitonmyface add me or poke me or twit me!!!!

oh yeah :

With its flippers.....

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